A few months ago, my wife and I were visiting friends in Maryland.
They were all there, eating a Thanksgiving turkey and stuffing it with stuffing and stuffing and stuffed mushrooms.
When the guests were done, they handed the stuffed turkey to the butcher.
He sliced the turkey and stuffed it with turkey meat, stuffing and so forth.
My wife took the stuffed meat, put it on a plate, and said, “We should put this on our table and eat it.”
He was a little surprised and said “no, we can’t.”
We both felt really bad about that, so we both said, why not?
So we did.
We didn’t do that.
And I can tell you now that that was not my intention at all.
And when we went to eat the turkey, we didn’t eat any turkey.
We ate some turkey meat.
We said, let’s do that next Thanksgiving.
But we didn.
We tried turkey meat again.
And again, we couldn’t eat turkey meat with the stuffing on it.
So we were like, well, we could eat turkey, but we’d rather not eat it.
And then I was like, no, I’d like to try something different, so I went back to my wife’s and said,”We should make it turkey, with turkey and not turkey.
That’s the funnier one.”
So that’s what I did.
I just took the turkey meat and put it over the stuffing.
And it was the funnest Thanksgiving turkey ever.
I thought, well it was really funny, I thought it was just going to be something that I would just sort of do and see if it made any sense.
So I made it turkey and put some stuffing on top of it.
It was really hard to eat turkey because I couldn’t actually eat it and feel satisfied with it.
But the turkey made me feel like it was so much more delicious than the turkey.
So that was a funny thing.
So do you think the Thanksgiving turkey is really a parody?
I mean, I think that there are some people who are kind of saying that it’s a parody.
But I would say, yeah, I guess so.
I think there are people who love the turkey who say that it is a parody of Thanksgiving, but I guess that’s not really the case.
I mean the turkey is pretty popular, but there are also people who say, it’s just a joke.
So the funny thing is, when I first made the turkey that I put on my plate, it was a really, really funny turkey.
And now I’m eating it.
There’s no way I can take it off of me and put any other stuff on top.
But if you ask me, is it a parody or a satire?
Because if you look at the turkey as a turkey, then it’s definitely a parody, but if you’re eating it, I’m sure you’re laughing, right?
It’s like, I can’t take it out of me.
So you know, I kind of think that I’m going to eat it for sure.
It’s a good Thanksgiving.
I’m not saying it’s the best Thanksgiving turkey, because it’s not.
It might be a really good turkey.
But it’s good to be able to eat a Thanksgiving Thanksgiving turkey.
____ So the other question I had was, if I was a satirist, what would I say about Thanksgiving?
And what I think is funny about Thanksgiving is, you know what?
It seems to be really, actually, kind of a joke that people who live in the suburbs do a lot of different things.
It seems that there’s an enormous amount of people who drive to the mall, go shopping, go to the movies.
There are tons of things going on in their lives.
They do really different things, but it’s always just one thing.
And so, I do think that Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving is really, kind, a funny time.
And Thanksgiving is a really funny time for us, for our kids, for us as people.
And if we’re going to do anything other than say that we’re really grateful for it, we have to take a step back and ask ourselves, are we really thankful for it?
Are we really enjoying it?
And are we having a great time?
I think the whole point is that, I hope we have a great Thanksgiving, and I hope it is an amazing one.
And hopefully that Thanksgiving is just as fun as Thanksgiving.
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